dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

the-goddamazon:

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

I’M NOT ALONE IN THIS

memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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Literally me

(Source: orhgasm)

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

trainwreck-that-i-am:

somedays i feel like jessica lange:

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and other days i feel like jessica lange:

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(Source: lukeisherenow)

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours